You want the money?!
I told you over and over to be careful, to not cause any trouble.
The heist was a total failure... And now you want to be paid?!
Well, we almost got the stuff. Really! We were so close.
Hey, girls! Tell the Counselor how close we were.
Yeah! Yeah! We were really close!
Yeah! How do you think l got THIS?
I don't want excuses! We need that urine, at any cost!
I still don't see why a guy like you wants a bunch of piss...
You don't have to know!
You only need to do what I tell you to!
Yeah, yeah... But we tried so hard.
lt's all because the Tank Police screwed it up at the last minute!
lt isn't fair! No one told us they were going to be there.
We just weren't ready for them!
The Tank Police... They're becoming a real problem...
What's so hot about the Tank Police? They just have tanks and we don't.
lf we had stuff like that, we could do anything!
Yeah! Just ask the boss to get us some new weapons!
I can't ask him to do that!
Hold on a second... We don't have to use government equipment.
lf we were to use the black market...
lf we had the money for that, this wouldn't be so hard for us!
The Tank Police...
All right! l'll get you your weapons.
But l won't do this for you again!
What a jerk!
I hate him!
OWWWW!
You stupid... l told you not to tie that bandage so tight!
Get serious...
I AM serious! l'm made a lot more delicate than you guys!
The Counselor said he's going to get us some new hardware!
Now we'll show 'em!
Just you wait. Someday l'll find out...
...what the boss is REALLY after, and blackmail him for all he's worth!
Then we'll blow this scene and live like kings!
Oh Buaku, you're wonderful!
But what DO they want all that piss for?
Patience... Patience...
What, you guys again?!
I already told you everything l know. Now beat it!
Ahh, according to our Squad Leader...
You can't explain anything to him!
A little light in the brains department, if you ask me!
Well, what do you want now?
lt's about the urine, Doctor... Want to make a deal?
Deal...?
lt's like this...
Buaku and his gang tried to steal the urine and failed, correct?
Yes...
And, since the patients have to eat and drink...
They will, of course, produce... MORE urine.
Tell me, do any other hospitals handle this particular type of urine?
Of course not! This is the only one.
So, you would have to agree that, in all likelihood...
Buaku and his gang will come back here and try again!
Oh my! He wouldn't...!
So... The deal is we offer you security...
IN exchange for...?
What are you researching here?
I can't...! l just can't tell you!
Oh well. Sorry to bother you.
W- Wait!
I thought you didn't want to deal...
I can't discuss the research... That's absolutely forbidden!
But, perhaps l can tell you a little bit about the urine.
Fine. You can just tell me about the urine.
Now then, what's so special about it?
You promise you'll give us protection?
You'll have a tank parked outside 24 hours a day.
All right...
Well, first of all, your boss shouldn't make light of urine.
We've known for a while that it's an important barometer of health.
Especially these days, we can find out everything about a patient...
By studying what he takes in and what comes out.
By analyzing any unusual compounds found in the urine, we can...
...determine the mechanism of the kidneys and other such organs.
But we understand how the kidneys function already, right?
Ah, but here we're studying how the LUNGS operate.
The lungs...?
Yes. lt's necessary to have bacteria-free urine specimens from...
...totally healthy individuals who are the products of...
...occasional genetic mutations for us to carry out our research.
And so...
And so?!
Very quiet... Extra quiet...
Super quiet...
Oh, for Pete's sake... lt's your shadow!
This is the loft the Counselor told us to come to.
I can't wait to start raising some hell with our new super weapon!
This is so exciting. l'm getting all goose-bumpy!
Let's go!
lt's junk!
Some super weapon. What a letdown!
How are we supposed to take on the Tank Police in THIS thing?
What's this?
There're lots of them...
RAID!!
Relax, it isn't a raid. lt's just the Counselor.
Buaku... lt wasn't easy getting you those weapons.
And we appreciate it, sir. But, well...
Don't take this wrong, but they look sort of... bad.
They look like piles of scrap, but underneath all that...
...is a class-A battle tank. Much better than a patrol tank.
What the hell?! We want something that looks cool!
We want a super weapon!
lf you had that, the army'd be after you in a second!
I know YOU wouldn't mind, but we'd prefer they stay out of this.
You're a sharp one, sir!
lt's for that reason that they've been camouflaged.
Don't fail us this time. We must have the urine, no matter what!
Leave it to us!
We'll get you your piss, and anything else you want!
Counselor, what are these?
Oh, those...
Those are... Ahhan!
l've fallen for you.
The way you look, the way you walk.
Even that stubborn streak, that shows when you talk.
There's just something about you.
l'm in love with you. l'm looking at you, but l feel...
Like l am lost in a broken labyrinth.
I love you... l love you...
Let me hold you in my arms, and feel my love.
I just seem to notice things about you...
Because you're always near me...
l'm in love with you.
This broken labyrinth seems to have...
So many many paths, and every one leads me to the same place.
I love you... l love you...
I travel on... Towards you, my love...
What the---!
BRITAIN! Are you at it again?!
Chief! Get down!
What scrap heap did they drag those things off of?!
Tank Police... TO BATTLE!
Units 2 and 3, get going! Rest of you, battle formation ''M''!
All units, move out!
I surrender...
Let's do it!
Anti-tank mines!
Explosives scan, clear! Plastic explosives scan, clear!
They're just bio-plastic plates!
Shit, they scared me...
lt worked! lt really worked! Fantastic!
God damn... Using these...these... THINGS!
Pressure reactive bio-memory plastic!
'Ahhan.'' Meta-plastic.
'Ahhan?'' Meta-plastic...?
You're all as helpless as flipped-over turtles!
Well, we've got a job to do. Stay out of our way this time!
Be good, and we'll bring you back a present!
Don't fight while we're gone! Later, Kids!
Now what do we do?
We go after them, that's what!
But how...?
Don't you understand?! We are the glorious Tank Police!!
Hello-o-o-o? Anybody here?
lt's great! lt's great!
lt's incredible! We did it!
Hey! Cut it out!
You don't do that sort of stuff HERE!
Chief!? This isn't what it looks like!
Chief, we've done it!
Done it...?
Yes, sir! We've finished building Bonaparte!
Bonaparte...?
The hell is that?
lt's just adorable! lsn't it neat, Chief?
You nitwit, forget that! We've got real trouble!
We've lost contact with Britain!
What do you mean?!
We can't raise any of the patrol tanks.
You don't think... They've been destroyed?!
Al, let's roll!
What?! B-but, we don't have any patrol tanks...
Shut up and move!
Al, take us faster!
Huh? But we haven't tested this thing yet! lt might fall apart...
What the...
Squad Leader!
Whatcha doing?
lsn't it obvious?
The Tank Police, using its high mobility techniques...
...is in hot pursuit of Buaku and his gang!
I don't see Buaku...
He's going after the piss again!
So, how do you like my toy tank?
Can that thing shoot?
Of course it can!
Then give me a lift!
Oh, but l'm on my way to the welfare department!
My stupid superior's orders. I guess Buaku'll just get away...
Are you trying to blackmail me?
l'm making a deal...
I see you've picked up on how we do things around here...
ls the order canceled?
YOU WIN!
Yay!
Run as fast as you can, guys! l'll meet you there!
Buaku, what's going on? This isn't what he told us!
What's a patrol tank doing here?
How should l know?!
You guys sneak in and get the piss. l'll take care of the tank!
Squad Leader! Squad Leader! This is Little Angel!
Code B-7! We're under attack!
Damn, l can't get through!
Hey!
Shit... Right, 160 degrees! Bring us around!
B-but sir, right 160 degrees is...
I don't care! MOVE!
Hey, that looks like fun!
Well, hell, if the cops can do that, why shouldn't l?
Let's go!
Here's another one!
...and here's another one!
Tanks make it easy!
We should've done this in the first place.
Stop it! Stop it!!
This is a hospital! This isn't what we agreed on!
The Mayor'll just LOVE this...
The Chief'll probably lose his hair over it...
And now, the coup de grace!
Lousy Tank Police... We won!
OW!
-Hey, what's that? -There's a little one, too.
Huh?
You're actually gonna fight us with that toy tank?
Okay, sure! We'll fight you!
'WIND''
'FOREST''
'FIRE''
'MOUNTAIN''
Gotcha...
Right...
Come on, turn!
Wait! Don't shoot!
Got 'em!
That's what l call ''out of the frying pan and into the fire!''
ls the piss all right?
Got it!
Well done, Buaku. Your reward is in that trunk.
Just like you promised!
lt's all here!
Well, if you ever need us again...
l'll be sure to call you.
Now come clean, what's the deal with the piss?
lt won't hurt if you told us now.
I mean, you have the stuff now...
The codename is ''Greenpeace.''
'Greenpeace?''
They haven't told me the exact details of the project...
But the urine is apparently vital for its completion.
A big-shot like you has to have a lot of guys working for him...
Why'd you come to us?
Because you're just a bunch of petty crooks...
...who only care about money!
What?! What was that? You wanna die?!
I don't mean it like that.
IN the world of politics...
...there exist people far more unscrupulous than you.
lf l used the people around me... they could have found out...
...about the project. Security has to be absolute!
Crazy world!
Quite.
Oh well. We'd better get going.
The only place you're going is JAIL!
lt's a GHOST!
Humans are amazing! You kill 'em, and they still come after you!
But, do human ghosts come back carrying Magnums...?
My Tank Special was made of steel, not cheap plastic!
So, my Bonaparte didn't get burned up in that fire!
You followed us?!
BINGO!
Annapuna! Unipuma! Do you see what l mean?!
That's what humans are like! They play dirty!
We play SMART!
Now come along quietly!
NO!!!
Leona, if they even twitch, Blow 'em to hell!
We'll just be saving the judges the trouble!
ls that an order?
Yes, it's an O-R-D-E-R.
Aye-aye, sir!
LEONA!!!!
But sir, you said it was an order!
You kill the man who was probably the key to the whole case...
You let Buaku get away... And look at this pile of claims!
Why didn't we just save ourselves the trouble...
...and GIVE them the urine in the first place?!
But Mme. Mayor, we have to be like a mountain when facing crime...
Shut up!
What police department destroys an entire hospital just to catch...
...a bunch of petty thieves?!
Chief, aren't you going to say anything?
l'm tired!
On top of that, you destroy a building down at the docks!
You're as bad as those criminals! No, WORSE!
You're just a bunch of vandals! LEGALIZED VANDALS!!
lf l had my way, l'd see all of you Tank Police hung!
And l'd be there to personally tie the ropes around your necks!
You want us to just sit back and do nothing?!
This is a WAR!
This isn't some political war. lt isn't even a jungle guerrilla war!
This is a crime war!
A war where we don't even know who's a friend or who's an enemy!
And you're the only one who can't see that!
The kid's young, but l think she said it pretty well.
Chief, that kid's a credit to the Tank Police!